Is there a pot of dung at the end of the rainbow?
Posted on: Mon, 08/18/2008 - 20:40
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Is there a pot of dung at the end of the rainbow?
Of interest to some may be some references that dried sheep and cow dung has been smoked in pipes in Mediterranean areas as well as a reference to settlers moving westward in this country smoking buffalo chips. Good to know we have a few .. err alternatives should this anti-smoking thing go too far.
Back to the rainbow.
To further our end it would seem reasonable for all of us to take up one of these blends and dedicate ourself a "public pipe", something to smoke in bars and restaurant's, buses and trains , shopping centers and the "White House" just about anywhere the good citizens of your country gather. Let it be a tribute to them, our giving of thanks for their guidance and showing us the light and the evils of the of planta Nicotiana.
A new 3 billion dollar industry and *ripe* for investment
"Cowlik Dung Company".
Cowlic Golden Sliced - A blend of golden, fully ripe virginia dung from the traditional barns of the United States. Natural sweetness and freshness. Smoked by shrewd Judges everywhere.
Cowlik Brown Sliced - A blend of very ripe Black Virginia flue cured pile and a little spicy Camel dung for that characteristic sweet Oriental taste.
"Old McDonald Dung Company"
St. James Cow Pie - A marvelous condiment blend dungmented from an old Indian recipe where fresh Louisianian Dung is piled into a log and pressed hard to ferment in it's own juices. Gives a pungent and peppery taste and aroma to any blend.
"Cornell and Pile"
(#53) South African Safari Blend - Spoor of Antelope, Elephant pile and a bit of camel dung. A gentle combination of the finest dungs and guaranteed to ward off ticks.
If you have any blending recipes you care to share ....
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Fume in pace, ckr
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I would gladly spray one of our new public blends with Captain Bob's Grape Juice!
Appleton, Wisconsin USA
Captain Bob's Blend: www.cornellanddiehl....
That Mr Reynolds is aiming at that these new blends is preferably smoked in a Dunghill.
If I have not seen as far as others, it's because giants have been standing on my shoulders.
And how's this...
Dunghill A25000 Golden Cavendish
The same cavendish blend available from Dunghill stores. Smooth, mild taste with a pleasing aroma of cow shit and grape juice created just for the anti-smoking establishment.
Appleton, Wisconsin USA
Captain Bob's Blend: www.cornellanddiehl....
I think you mean calf-endish, not cavendish.
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"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth" -- Albert Einstein
Can you guys carry the ball or what??
Fume in pace, ckr
... the day I had, I could smoke catfish bait and probably not even know it. Negotiations with the simulation business partners has broken off. Now the attorneys are fighting it out. I may just piss everybody off and withdraw my offer to sell out. But, that would take all the fun out of the fight. It's gonna get real interesting.
As Craig Tarler told me, "have fun with it, otherwise it is just another learning experience." Craig is a wise man!
Appleton, Wisconsin USA
Captain Bob's Blend: www.cornellanddiehl....
We can all become our own source of smoking material. Simply consume large quantities of dark beer, peanuts and cashews, then sun dry the resulting dung, cut into this slices and enjoy.
Talk about reducing your carbon footprint!
"Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets and watched the smoke that rises from the pipes of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?" T.S. Eliot
I can't find anything to add to this thread, so I'll just say: This is some serious shit.
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My Mixture (as GI was saying. Disgusting, particularly after curry)
Old Joe Kraptz
Haunted Backroom
It lends new credence to the concept of a BOWLFUL.
Bob, be patient. These things are never settled in the first round. Or even two. Don't take it personally. Let it go. Get on with your life. The lawyers will do the dirt. At the end of the day both parties will settle - somewhere in the middle. It's a hurtful process. Keep your head above it & your heart out of it.
How could you forget...
Mississippie Mud Bunny
Haddo's Dump
and Frog Morton on the Crapper?
1OLDGI has the right idea, but I keep getting corn kernals in my blend.
You would use one of Henrik's Cracker Barrel plug cutters to slice it (or a cigar cutter if its a small enough ring guage).
LOL - this is one sick group!
Rick Piatt
Keep your head above it & your heart out of it.
Thanks for the good advice. I shall take it!
Appleton, Wisconsin USA
Captain Bob's Blend: www.cornellanddiehl....
We can all become our own source of smoking material. Simply consume large quantities of dark beer, peanuts and cashews, then sun dry the resulting dung, cut into this slices and enjoy.
Talk about reducing your carbon footprint!
Do we call this our "own blend" or is it "Squat & Smoke"?
"If you can't send money, send tobacco." -George Washington to the Continental Congress, 1776
Bum and maple and digestive navy flake.
If it can't cut, it's a pipe!