Now we're "Passing Gas!"
Did anybody else see these new anti-smoking commercials that say second hand smoke is akin to passing gas?!!!
Assinine ... And in a weird sense of humor way of thinking equally hilarious. Who comes up with these ideas?
LOL
Rick Piatt

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Rick...
Yeah I saw it. I agree with you. So now not only should we smoke up wind to make sure the gentle aroma wafts that way, but also pass gas between puffs to see if they can tell the difference...
LOL
Kev
...all the time... So, "take it outside" they say. I say, they can shove it up their ass!
I wish they would spend their money on underage drinking and driving commercials. That would save some lives, too!
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Second. It is of great importance in a republic not only to guard the society against the oppression of its rulers, but to guard one part of the society against the injustice of the other part. Different interests necessarily exist in different classes of citizens. If a majority be united by a common interest, the rights of the minority will be insecure. There are but two methods of providing against this evil: the one by creating a will in the community independent of the majority -- that is, of the society itself; the other, by comprehending in the society so many separate descriptions of citizens as will render an unjust combination of a majority of the whole very improbable, if not impracticable. The first method prevails in all governments possessing an hereditary or self-appointed authority. This, at best, is but a precarious security; because a power independent of the society may as well espouse the unjust views of the major, as the rightful interests of the minor party, and may possibly be turned against both parties. The second method will be exemplified in the federal republic of the United States. Whilst all authority in it will be derived from and dependent on the society, the society itself will be broken into so many parts, interests, and classes of citizens, that the rights of individuals, or of the minority, will be in little danger from interested combinations of the majority. In a free government the security for civil rights must be the same as that for religious rights. It consists in the one case in the multiplicity of interests, and in the other in the multiplicity of sects. The degree of security in both cases will depend on the number of interests and sects; and this may be presumed to depend on the extent of country and number of people comprehended under the same government.
This view of the subject must particularly recommend a proper federal system to all the sincere and considerate friends of republican government, since it shows that in exact proportion as the territory of the Union may be formed into more circumscribed Confederacies, or States oppressive combinations of a majority will be facilitated: the best security, under the republican forms, for the rights of every class of citizens, will be diminished: and consequently the stability and independence of some member of the government, the only other security, must be proportionately increased. Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It ever has been and ever will be pursued until it be obtained, or until liberty be lost in the pursuit. In a society under the forms of which the stronger faction can readily unite and oppress the weaker, anarchy may as truly be said to reign as in a state of nature, where the weaker individual is not secured against the violence of the stronger; and as, in the latter state, even the stronger individuals are prompted, by the uncertainty of their condition, to submit to a government which may protect the weak as well as themselves; so, in the former state, will the more powerful factions or parties be gradnally induced, by a like motive, to wish for a government which will protect all parties, the weaker as well as the more powerful. It can be little doubted that if the State of Rhode Island was separated from the Confederacy and left to itself, the insecurity of rights under the popular form of government within such narrow limits would be displayed by such reiterated oppressions of factious majorities that some power altogether independent of the people would soon be called for by the voice of the very factions whose misrule had proved the necessity of it. In the extended republic of the United States, and among the great variety of interests, parties, and sects which it embraces, a coalition of a majority of the whole society could seldom take place on any other principles than those of justice and the general good; whilst there being thus less danger to a minor from the will of a major party, there must be less pretext, also, to provide for the security of the former, by introducing into the government a will not dependent on the latter, or, in other words, a will independent of the society itself. It is no less certain than it is important, notwithstanding the contrary opinions which have been entertained, that the larger the society, provided it lie within a practical sphere, the more duly capable it will be of self-government. And happily for the REPUBLICAN CAUSE, the practicable sphere may be carried to a very great extent, by a judicious modification and mixture of the FEDERAL PRINCIPLE.
LPL happened to the principals this country was founded upon? Quite sadly my view is that instead of upholding these principals our Government has created, funded and empowered a majority to demonize, subdue and oppress a minority.
Rant over.
Fume in pace, ckr
I (and many people my age or older) grew up in a house where both of my parents smoked virtually non-stop. In fact that's how you could tell they were awake, they were smoking. My dad was so hard core, he generally had a cigarette burning in an ash tray next to his plate, during dinner! The man was known to smoke a carton of cigarettes every two to three days! My mothers smoking was a bit slower but still virtually non-stop. If second hand smoke was this toxic demon that is being portrayed, I'm quite sure I'd have died of lung cancer by now. Truth is the whole anti-smoking agenda is based on very bad science. Not a single case of lung cancer has been manufactured in a lab rat. If the threat of second hand smoke was real this wouldn't be the case. Lung Cancer rates climb while smoking rates drop. I'm not a scientist or anything but that suggests to me that something else is causing the lung cancer. It sure as hell isn't smoking or for that matter farting.
"Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets and watched the smoke that rises from the pipes of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?" T.S. Eliot
The ones I have heard have gone something like this.....
Smoker-Excuse me. I am going outside. I must pass gas.
Nonsmoker-Oh, you can to it in here. It's alright.
Smoker-No. No. No. (Long speech about how secondhand smoke is evil).
So the lesson I learned from the commerical-if you're around nonsmokers, flatuence is quite alright, as long as you're in an enclosed area.
are more prone to that phenomena as well
If I have not seen as far as others, it's because giants have been standing on my shoulders.
Inside a year every major city will require all resturants to have "Farting" and "Non-Farting" seating areas. Also, just as pipes and cigars are not allowed in some smoking areas the vegetable farters will not be tollerated in the bean fart area.
"I think people should be allowed to do what they want, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
(Attributed to Oscar Wilde's Cleaning lady when she testified at his trial.)
Jim
Cabbage, egg, and brussell sprout farters would still have to take it outside!
"Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets and watched the smoke that rises from the pipes of lonely men in shirt-sleeves, leaning out of windows?" T.S. Eliot
without saying.
"I think people should be allowed to do what they want, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
(Attributed to Oscar Wilde's Cleaning lady when she testified at his trial.)
Jim